Mule stirred awake to find Kara had promoted him to R3, the coveted rank. He smiled faintly, proud of his sleepy achievement. Suddenly, Bob burst into the courtyard carrying three buckets of chalk dust, screaming, "R3 IS TOO POWERFUL FOR A SNORER!" He hurled the buckets into the air, creating a blinding white cloud that coated Mule head to toe. In the chaos, Bob scrawled a giant "2" across Mule's forehead with chalk, declaring him demoted. Mule coughed, furious, and muttered, "Kara, stop doing this to me." Kara, arms crossed, sighed: "That was Bob." Bob, still rolling in chalk dust, shouted, "I AM THE CHALK!"
Kara calmly restored Mule to R3, hoping he'd stay there. Mule stretched, only to hear a thunderous clatter. Bob came barreling through the courtyard in a wheelbarrow, juggling flaming torches and a loaf of bread, shrieking, "R2 IS THE TRUE PATH OF CHAOS!" He slammed into Mule's chair, sending him sprawling backward, and slapped a crooked "2" sign onto his chest. Mule groaned, glaring at Kara: "You're ruining my career." Kara pointed at Bob, who was now spinning the wheelbarrow in circles: "He literally just demoted you." Bob, balancing the bread on his head, screamed, "I AM THE WHEELBARROW!"
Kara promoted Mule back to R3 once more. Mule barely had time to yawn before Bob stormed in, wearing a bucket as a helmet and wielding a mop like a lance. He charged across the courtyard, bellowing, "R3 IS RESERVED FOR HEROES WHO DON'T SNORE!" With a dramatic leap, he slapped a massive "2" sticker onto Mule's chest, knocking him flat. Mule sat up, furious: "Kara, why do you keep doing this?" Kara threw her hands up: "I haven't touched you since the promotion." Bob, clanging the bucket like a war drum, roared, "I AM THE BUCKET KNIGHT!"
Kara sighed and promoted Mule yet again to R3. Mule smiled groggily, only to hear the unmistakable bleating of a goat. Bob appeared, riding the goat like a warhorse, waving a banner that read "R2 FOREVER." He galloped through the courtyard, showering Mule in glitter and shouting, "R2 IS THE CHAOS RANK!" Before Mule could react, Bob slapped a "2" tag onto him and declared victory. Mule sat up, glitter in his hair, muttering: "Kara, you're sabotaging me." Kara pointed at Bob, who was now trying to knight the goat: "He's literally screaming while demoting you." Bob, eyes wild, screamed, "I AM THE GOAT!"
By sunset, Mule was stuck at R2, Kara was exhausted from re-promoting him, and Bob was attempting to crown the goat as the new R3 commander. Mule muttered "Kara's fault" one last time before collapsing back into sleep, grumpy as ever.