Bob's Kingshot Adventures
Chaos, alliances, and everyday adventures across Kingdom 1507 and Kingdom 1551.
Chaos, alliances, and everyday adventures across Kingdom 1507 and Kingdom 1551.
RIP has 85 people waitlisted for 35 transfer invites. Bob 'solves' it by stealing more tickets and trying to physically cram 86 people into a room built for 35.
DeathTax defends his pantsless charge as a legitimate combat strategy - and Bob takes it way too seriously, turning it into official RIP battle doctrine.
A storm tears the RIP alliance banner loose hours before a KvK delegation arrives. Ryze's obsession with symmetry and 88werdna's steady craftsmanship collide with Bob's very unhelpful help.
RIP's Bear Trap 2 waves keep colliding thanks to Janco's chronic early launches, so Lady Kara builds a real rotation schedule -- and Bob appoints himself Wave Commander.
Bob tours all five Kingdom 1507 alliances looking for fellow chaos agents, and finds one already embedded at every single stop.
Bob mistakes an escalating in-joke about Beef's 'death' for a real emergency, builds a shrine, and refuses to accept the truth even after everyone explains it to him.
Bob overhears a joke threat about a 'Bob attack,' takes it as an official appointment, and launches an unauthorized arena-hit investigation that drags in half of RIP.
Bob feels an inexplicable pull when Miranda's one-troop march bounces off Fluffy's shield — unknowingly recreating the exact real-world moment that inspired his own creation.
Bob visits TTK to "help" with Castle Battle, renames himself DarkLoard_Bob, fails all four turret rallies spectacularly, and is accidentally crowned King of the Castle after fending off three solo attackers.
Bob reads one screenshot of RIP's Bear Trap chat, decides it's a crisis, and impersonates four absent members' march slots at once.
Bob takes a scam joke literally, finds a real prince-inheritance grifter anyway, and hands over his speedups convinced he's been chosen.
Bob, a self-declared veteran of eleven prior Viking Vengeance events, inserts himself into RIP's Difficulty Level 16 garrison planning, undeterred by having learned nothing from any of the previous eleven.
Bob inserts himself into Miranda's overdue corporate Q2 self-review, producing three deleted fake achievements while Beef casts her as a finance-world kingpin and Apexx lands a minute-long punchline.
Bob appoints himself unofficial HR to investigate Apexx's mysterious torn bicep, dragging Prison Mike, Miranda, and BEER into an escalating fake workers'-comp case.
Bob's arrival in Kingdom 1551, and the Bear Trap 3 construction disaster involving Mira, HostilePanda, Ryze, Fluffy, Stranger, BEER, 88werdna, Death Tax, and Beef
Bob founds the Goat Cult within [RIP] WhiteFalcons, Kingdom 1551
Bob's transfer from Kingdom 1507 to Kingdom 1551, joining Hoot's orbit in [RIP] WhiteFalcons
Bob touring every alliance during a KvK against Kingdom 1514, starting with a doomed campaign to get himself into ONE's castle garrison
Bob, Stranger, the Great TG "Theft" Scandal
Bob, Mira (LGD primary leader, secret "John Pork" KvK persona)
Bob, Amelia, 2TC (TwiceTheChaos)
Mule, Bob (APX chaos engine), Lady Kara
Bob (APX chaos engine), a kingdom-wide Discord incident
Bob, Gigi (Arena general of the Discord server), Fluffy (FluffyTaco, TTK), LordOfTheDance
Bob (APX chaos engine), Lady Kara, and every alliance in Kingdom 1507
Bob, the Terrors (from Bob's Cross-Alliance Outpost Party)
Bob "fixing" a quiet week by inflicting chaos on all five alliances
Bob, kingdom Discord moderators (extends the Transfer Chat Riot)
Bob, Gigi (Arena general of the Discord server)
Bob touring the battlefield across all five alliances during a KvK against Kingdom 1530
Lady Kara's Meteor skin, and Bob (APX chaos engine), with cameos from Funky Lion, Funky Eagle, Drew, and Mallo
Bob (APX chaos engine) touring all five alliances during KvK construction prep
Bob, Mallo, Nono, stranded pirates
Bob (jailed in TTK), Lady Kara, Funky Lion, Stranger
Bob (APX chaos engine), General Aladdin (SOV), Lady Kara
The Goat, Bob, Lady Kara, Funky Lion, Stranger
DarkZero, Mystcl69 (as "Toes69"), Lady Kara, Bob, Funky Eagle, Funky Lion, Rush
Bob (APX chaos engine), Aladdin (SOV), Lady Kara
Drew (APX), Bob (APX chaos engine), the Tiny Pirates
Bob, running on 34 hours of no sleep, accidentally triggers a riot in the Kingdom Transfer chat
Bob (APX chaos engine), all five alliances, the Terrors, Vikings, Beasts, and The Goat
Bob discovers the kingdom-wide Transfer chat
Rush (departing APX), Lady Kara, Bob
Bob (spreading Lady Kara's "save for prep" message) touring all five alliances
Lady Kara and Bob taking a contested tile
Lady Kara, Bob, Jae (LGD) — an All Out points race
Hunter, Bob
Hunter (TTK), Bob, Lady Kara
Mallo, Bob, Lady Kara, Funky Lion
Lady Kara, Bob, Funky Lion
TTK Black Ops (DarkZero, Splink, Hunter, ERH, Mystcl69, Stranger) executing a retaliatory strike on exiled member S010
Mystcl69 (visiting as "Toes69"/"ButtonSmasher69"/etc.), Lady Kara, Bob
Bob (APX chaos engine) and Lady Kara's Mega Rocket town skin
Bob (APX chaos engine) and Lady Kara's Tyrant Dinosaur marching skin
Bob, Lady Kara (raiding Kingdom 1518), Edski
Lady Kara (APX primary member; frequent TTK visitor under the alias HoneyBadger) and Bob (APX chaos engine)
Lady Kara (APX primary member) and Bob (APX chaos engine)
Lady Kara (APX primary member; frequent TTK visitor under the alias HoneyBadger) and Bob (APX chaos engine)
Bob (APX chaos engine), Lady Kara
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