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2026-05-11 - Lady Kara's Tile-Bonking Arrest

Lady Kara, scourge of RSS tiles, was caught red-handed riding into battle with her loyal chaos-minion Bob outside of All Out. For this heinous act of tile-bonking insolence, she's been tossed into the kingdom jail, where she now serves a hard sentence of reflecting on her life choices, counting imaginary troops, and listening to Bob explain "strategy."